Party Jokes

[NOSkill]

Note:
1.) If you're gonna tell a joke about certain race, make it understandable with out telling the the race 's name. At least make it general.
2.) Nobody should get offended by these jokes. Close this window now if you think you're a sensitive kind of person.
3.) If you don't understand the jokes, re-read and think again. Jokes are not funny anymore if you need explanations.
4.) Please try to come out with your own jokes. At least type it your own. It's really not hard to find jokes from google. Copy and paste just makes you a loser.

"I could have been your dad, but too bad the guy behind me got the right change."

Why do black people become stronger and stronger from generations??
Becausae the size of TV's are bigger and bigger thru years.

 

[NOSkill]

What's so great about blow jobs??
You get a few minutes of silence.

What's the first thing you do after having sex.
Pay.

 

[boonyloh]

what colour does a choking smurf into? :huh:

 

[NOSkill]

Originally posted by boonyloh@Apr 27 2005, 11:00
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It depends on if you're gonna steam it or fry it.

 

[NOSkill]

What're the differances among hookers, mistresses and wives when in bed??
hookers:
"Are you done yet??"

mistresses:
I saw a very nice jewelry last night...

wives:
"I think it's time to paint our ceiling."

 

[emailyou]

One fine evening, a husband and wife were doing the horizontal bop, when their seven-year-old son came into the room unexpectedly.

As the child startled them and so seemed confused and upset, the good father stopped the action, covered up, and had a nice talk with his son. He reassured the boy that he was not hurting his mother and that they were simply making him a baby brother.

He tucked the child into bed, and when the boy was fast asleep, he quickly and quietly went back to his wife for some mutual continued bliss.

All was well and a week had passed. The father came home from work to find his son sitting on the front porch crying.

The concerned father said, "Son, what's wrong?"

The boy replied, "You know that baby brother you and mom were trying to make for me last week? Well, mom was moaning a lot today while the milkman spent hours trying to eat him!"


Sorry All I Copied From Somewhere ;)