lets...throw in our best pickupline...lrt,clubs,mamak...

[jeffblazed]

come on dudes...lets put up....our best pickup lines.....................

 

[fstr]

lrt - pigi mana cik?

clubs - wanna gangbang or not?

mamak - TEH O AIS SATU!!!

 

[jeffblazed]

lrt - pigi mana cik?

clubs - wanna gangbang or not?

mamak - TEH O AIS SATU!!!

haiya dude u realy use those pickup lines ah...damn brave la u.........

 

[sarcastics]

lrt - hey lady, you've dropped something

clubs - hey pretty, you've dropped something

mamak - oi cibet, you've dropped something

 

[TypicalGuy]

hey gal..u drop ur 50 dollars.....

give ur 50 to her then know her name

 

[drewster]

WOAH lu damn kaya ahhh

 

[NOSkill]

Hi girl, my name is Jack, but you can call me tonight.

 

[jeffblazed]

whats your name.......

 

[Kopi]

LRT - ........ (dun carelah... rarely got chick with nice smell... almost all smell like ketiak un-odoronoed)
Clubs - ........ my fren there bet RM50 wit me to talk with u. i just need the 50, but I'll blanja u minum later at mamak...
Mamak - (play play eyes oni)... Kopi tongkat ali satu!

 

[damienyum]

how much for 1 session..........................

 

[Jun_EK9]

i already saw your boobs..can i see more tonite

 

[adamkuek]

All i know best is:

LRT: Girl will say SHKUSEE...SHKUSSEEE... me.. ( Excuse me?? )
Clubs: Girl will say.. Hi!~... i notice ya .. u come here often?
i will say: Huh?? i cant hear ya...
( she will move closer n i will have a nice view of her Jurang Mariana )
Mamak: Girl will say: Woop Woop..PANAS PANAS ( even if i had ordered ICE LEMON TEA)

 

[Dique]

club: Your place or my place?

 

[satria_95]

LRT :
Hi Miss. I've got a knife behind your neck. `Scuse me or my knife'll sex with the back of your neck.

Clubs :
me- hi. may I sit here?
girl- (turns to look at me, smiling) yeah, sure
me- Oh shit. ... I mean...erm.... I think it's alright. I'll go to another club. Thanks ugly. I mean pretty. I mean... ermm.... bye

Mamak :
Me- (takes a bottle and smashes it on the chick's head) OH FUCK ! YOU'RE BLEEDING. I didn't know you're a virgin!
Me- (takes broken bottle and stab/scratch/pierce her friend's neck/face/wherever) OH SHIT! All your friends are virgins too! They're all bleeding too! Quick ! Call the damn coroner!

 

[NOSkill]

LRT :
Hi Miss. I've got a knife behind your neck. `Scuse me or my knife'll sex with the back of your neck.

Clubs :
me- hi. may I sit here?
girl- (turns to look at me, smiling) yeah, sure
me- Oh shit. ... I mean...erm.... I think it's alright. I'll go to another club. Thanks ugly. I mean pretty. I mean... ermm.... bye

Mamak :
Me- (takes a bottle and smashes it on the chick's head) OH FUCK ! YOU'RE BLEEDING. I didn't know you're a virgin!
Me- (takes broken bottle and stab/scratch/pierce her friend's neck/face/wherever) OH SHIT! All your friends are virgins too! They're all bleeding too! Quick ! Call the damn coroner!

Must be the effect of the violent full moon, heh?? :D

 

[drewster]

oaahhhahahah,nice legs,usually wat time do they open!!

 

[szekeiemme]

LRT YES
ME: hie.. u look femiliar.. frequent LRT user? but i always see u alone..i might help u get some guys in the future if u let me noe u...
GIRL: ya sure..
ME u noe y there is no guys around u?
GIRL: y?
ME: cuz ur armpits SMELLS!

LRT NO
ME: hie.. u look femiliar.. frequent LRT user? but i always see u alone..i might help u get some guys in the future if u let me noe u...
GIRL: NO WAY!
ME:ok fine but im still a good guy so i will telll u the reason anyways.. *SHOUT* UR ARMPIT SMELLS!

 

[TypicalGuy]

In LRt

You :Miss..you drop your 50 dollars...
gal : Oh yeah ..thanx thats mine...thank you..
You: By the way,what's ur name?
Gal :my name is miss
You :Nice to meet you.
Gal :I have to go now

You :Miss,you drop your 50 dollar again...
Gal :Can we go out for a dinner tonite?


In mamak stall

You :Miss..you drop your 50 dollars...
gal : Oh yeah ..thanx thats mine...thank you..
You: By the way,what's ur name?
Gal :my name is miss,I have to go to the table now
You : Miss You drop another 50 dollars...
Gal : Can we go out for a movie?

In club

You :Miss..you drop your 50 dollars...
gal : Oh yeah ..thanx thats mine...thank you..
You: By the way,what's ur name?
Gal :my name is miss,I want to dance now
You: Miss you drop another 50 dollars plus another bottle of Blue label..

Gal:Oh yeah thanx again very much
You :You are welcome..becareful next time
Gal: Thank you..let's dance together
You: Miss u drop another 50 dollars...and a condom..is that for me and you?
Gal: Yeah....

 

[satria_95]

Must be the effect of the violent full moon, heh?? :D

Yeah, I guess so. Everytime there's a full moon, the moon light shines right on my bed. GGGRRROOOAAAAARRRR
hehehehe

 

[munky]

hahahaha u guys are funny !