lets...throw in our best pickupline...lrt,clubs,mamak...

[cIvIc_noob]

try this
"hey im new in town,so i need to know my way around,so where's the way to your house"

 

[cIvIc_noob]

Why Dont U Sit On My Lap And See Whats The First Thing That Stands Up

 

[K20AEK]

Guy: Hi, your name is Miss right?
Miss: eh how you know my name ? I never seen you before
Guy: Your age is 26, working in ***** and currently single
Miss: have you been spying on me ?
Guy: No, i see you been to Langkawi, and study oversea at Australia right?
MIss: ok, your freaky me out, tell me how you know so much about me
Guy: Friendster larrr... i see your profile before!

 

[TypicalGuy]

normally gals come to know me

miss: Hmm...u looks so familiar....you r my friend rite?

me: hmm...yeah you was in my dream yesterday nite...and today you r friend.....tmrow u will be my gf and tmrow nite u will be my playmate...do you dare to take the challenge?

miss: ....err.....

me: dare?

miss...yes i dare why not now.

me:my place or your place..

miss: mine

me :wait..shave or never

miss :shaved

me:clean?

miss: yeah

me :let's go now.

 

[K20AEK]

This is how a geek use a pick-up line

Guy: Hi, do you want gmail ?
Miss: Ahhhh thankss!! lets have sex.

 

[TypicalGuy]

no need fight

this is the best liao

guy : take this rm 250 and shut the fark up..let me do till i stop
gal :thank you

 

[szekeiemme]

heehhe y all involve money 1.. y not try sumthin without money ekeke

 

[TypicalGuy]

heehhe y all involve money 1.. y not try sumthin without money ekeke

Guy : Miss you drop a 3 carat with cert diamond..is it yours?

gal : Oh yeah,it's mine.

Guy : will you marry me.This diamond cost 10 million of USD

gal : hell Yeah...