- Jul 2, 2007
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you know every once in a while you'll have this bleak moment when you get the horror on your face that a police stop you randomly in their operation, significant none the other because you do not drive a normal car.You either gleefuly accept the summon or futily attempt to bribe yourself out.
okay okay, cut the bullcrap. I got stopped by the police in MRR2 because my car registered 98kmph on the street. WTF?since when they hinged the speed cap sub 100 in malaysia?(i have not been in kl for 1 year plus), strange part is as i slowly approach the waving policemen on the roadblock my car mysteriously died. I MEAN DIED as if the car has been remote electronically short circuit-ed(engine check lights, HICAS, seat belt signs etc all blinking like mad).Momentarily lost control because the car was heavy and please mr policeman if you're reading this you should thank my skills for succesfully manouvering my skyline bumper away from oh god your penis.
anyway, i thought it was just some technical failure, IN WHICH I STILL FEEL A BIT STARTLED as i know the car doesnt register that kind of problem. As i hand my ic to the policemen, and wait in my car by the roadside, i start the engine BUT IT DIED AGAIN, in the same matter.(police scare i run away gua)
Later that night, i went home tried and tested the car, it was okay. Went home and thought about that thing they shoot on the skyline in the movie 2fast2furious to electronically disable the car. WAIT COULD THIS MEAN THE MALAYSIAN POLICE ARE SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO EMULATE ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSES(EMP) to disable our skyline?
OMG, i call my brothers to ARMs!YOU CANT DISABLE OUR SKYLINES LIKE THAT, IN CASE WE CRASH WE DIE! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(OKAY sorry for the emotional outburst, i am bored at the office and yes my account on how the car mysteriously died in a road block is very true and NOT BULLSHIT)
okay okay, cut the bullcrap. I got stopped by the police in MRR2 because my car registered 98kmph on the street. WTF?since when they hinged the speed cap sub 100 in malaysia?(i have not been in kl for 1 year plus), strange part is as i slowly approach the waving policemen on the roadblock my car mysteriously died. I MEAN DIED as if the car has been remote electronically short circuit-ed(engine check lights, HICAS, seat belt signs etc all blinking like mad).Momentarily lost control because the car was heavy and please mr policeman if you're reading this you should thank my skills for succesfully manouvering my skyline bumper away from oh god your penis.
anyway, i thought it was just some technical failure, IN WHICH I STILL FEEL A BIT STARTLED as i know the car doesnt register that kind of problem. As i hand my ic to the policemen, and wait in my car by the roadside, i start the engine BUT IT DIED AGAIN, in the same matter.(police scare i run away gua)
Later that night, i went home tried and tested the car, it was okay. Went home and thought about that thing they shoot on the skyline in the movie 2fast2furious to electronically disable the car. WAIT COULD THIS MEAN THE MALAYSIAN POLICE ARE SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO EMULATE ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSES(EMP) to disable our skyline?
OMG, i call my brothers to ARMs!YOU CANT DISABLE OUR SKYLINES LIKE THAT, IN CASE WE CRASH WE DIE! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(OKAY sorry for the emotional outburst, i am bored at the office and yes my account on how the car mysteriously died in a road block is very true and NOT BULLSHIT)