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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2pac" data-source="post: 339161" data-attributes="member: 3635">Joke: Dead BodyA family in the Philippines was puzzled when the coffin of their deadmother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The corpse was sotightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face waspractically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, theyfound a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, whichread:Dearest brothers and sisters,I am sending you our mother's remains for burial there in thePhilippines.Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will findinside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beefand 12 cans of Spam. Just divide it among yourselves.On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior.There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Miloy's sons.Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Manong Roy andthe rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Brayour favorite), just divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria'sSecret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among mynieces and cousins.Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants - Kuya Diko, please get one foryourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked foris on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Sol, Mama is wearing whatyou asked for - earrings, ring and necklace - just please get them.Also, the six pairs of Channel stockings that Mama is wearing must bedivided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the color.Your loving sister,NenePS: Please find a dress for Mama for her burial as I did not have thetime.</blockquote>

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