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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2999824" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Hot tub tips for women</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Vol. 1 - Etiquette</strong></p><p></p><p>It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in</p><p>ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh yes baby"</p><p></p><p>Washing your partners back is sexy, washing your pantyhose is not</p><p></p><p>Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but</p><p>don't spoil things by making snide remarks like "I've seen bigger</p><p>wangs on Hamsters"</p><p></p><p>It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it's not OK to pass gas</p><p></p><p>Don't think you're fooling anybody by trying to pass off your</p><p>vibrator as a toy submarine.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2999824, member: 14320"] [B]Hot tub tips for women Vol. 1 - Etiquette[/B] It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh yes baby" Washing your partners back is sexy, washing your pantyhose is not Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but don't spoil things by making snide remarks like "I've seen bigger wangs on Hamsters" It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it's not OK to pass gas Don't think you're fooling anybody by trying to pass off your vibrator as a toy submarine. [/QUOTE]
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