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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2993321" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he</p><p>is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified</p><p>when the movie is released to the public.</p><p></p><p>Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its</p><p>debut in Times Square at a porno house. The musician enters the theatre</p><p>wearing a dark raincoat and shades. Unaccustomed to porno flicks, he</p><p>sits in the last row next to an elderly couple.</p><p></p><p>The film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal intercourse,</p><p>golden showers, S&M and near the end a dog has intercourse with the</p><p>leading female character.</p><p></p><p>The musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly couple</p><p>and whispers, "I wrote the score and I just came to hear the music."</p><p></p><p>The elderly woman whispers in reply, "We just came to see our dog."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2993321, member: 14320"] A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public. Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its debut in Times Square at a porno house. The musician enters the theatre wearing a dark raincoat and shades. Unaccustomed to porno flicks, he sits in the last row next to an elderly couple. The film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal intercourse, golden showers, S&M and near the end a dog has intercourse with the leading female character. The musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly couple and whispers, "I wrote the score and I just came to hear the music." The elderly woman whispers in reply, "We just came to see our dog." [/QUOTE]
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