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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2991989" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Bored ForesterA forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. Heis bored because he hasn't had sex for many years. He decides to godown to the valley to look for females. Before going down, he promiseshimself to have sex with the first female he should meet on the way. Hethen embarks on his journey and in a short time happens upon a femalehorse. He just can't control his urge for sex, so he says to himself ,"I'll fuck this horse because I just can't wait anymore."He chases and chases and chases the horse but cannot catch it. Whilechasing, he hears a voice crying for help. He immediately runs to thesource of the voice, where he sees a man trying to rape a woman. Hehurries to help her and is successful.In return for his heroic behavior, the woman says, "For saving me fromthat sex maniac, name your price, and I'll pay it. Anything. I mean,anything."The man replies, "Really? Are you sure? Anything?"When the woman says yes, he excitedly says, "Come on, help me chasethat fucking horse!"</blockquote>

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