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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2986407" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny & SusieLittle Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they know that theyare in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so LittleJohnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Little Johnnybravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in loveand I'm asking for her hand in marriage."Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well LittleJohnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Johnny replies."In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit therenicely."Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'llneed to support Susie."Again, Little Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Susie makes 5bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month,and that should do us just fine."By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Little Johnny has put somuch thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come upwith something that Little Johnny won't have an answer to. After asecond, Mr. Smith says, "Well Little Johnny, it seems like you have goteverything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. Whatwill you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"Little Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "That's okay, I'll justkeep shagging her up the arse for now..."</blockquote>

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