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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2984411" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to get</p><p>a good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. He</p><p>ends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, and</p><p>he was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face.</p><p>To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightly</p><p>affair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit in</p><p>her face.</p><p>Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so the</p><p>next time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her.</p><p>As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feet</p><p>and said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2984411, member: 14320"] A man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to get a good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. He ends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, and he was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face. To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightly affair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit in her face. Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so the next time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her. As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feet and said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?" [/QUOTE]
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