A Huge Boil
A woman walks into the doctor's office with a huge boil on her ass.
The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core.
He says: "This is too big a job for me. I'm going to have to send you to Gus the pus sucker. "
The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem," and he proceeds to press his lips to her ass and suck out the pus and core of the boil.
Halfway through, the woman farts. Gus stops what he's doing and angrily says:
"You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."