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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2965022" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Clues A Gal Should Call It A Night</strong></p><p></p><p>1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.</p><p></p><p>2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt</p><p>while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.</p><p></p><p>3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly</p><p>believe I could do it too.</p><p></p><p>4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye</p><p>Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.</p><p></p><p>5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even</p><p>though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.</p><p></p><p>6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo</p><p>much.</p><p></p><p>7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.</p><p></p><p>8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.</p><p></p><p>9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.</p><p></p><p>10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and</p><p>sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.</p><p></p><p>11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep</p><p>them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.</p><p></p><p>12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.</p><p></p><p>13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just</p><p>lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.</p><p></p><p>14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen</p><p>floor.</p><p></p><p>15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the</p><p>WRONG WAY but..."</p><p></p><p>16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.</p><p></p><p>17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.</p><p></p><p>18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be</p><p>standing) and take a quick nap.</p><p></p><p>19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down</p><p>on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.</p><p></p><p>20. I take off my shoes and walk around barefooted b/c I think it's</p><p>their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2965022, member: 14320"] [B]Clues A Gal Should Call It A Night[/B] 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin. 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. 20. I take off my shoes and walk around barefooted b/c I think it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight. [/QUOTE]
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