Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, are sitting,
people-watching, in a Catskill hotel lobby.
"You know, " says Ethel, "I've been reading this 'Sex and
Marriage' book and all they talk about is mutual orgasm. Mutual
orgasm here, mutual orgasm there, that's all they talk about.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever
have mutual orgasm?"
"No," says Mabel, "I think we had Allstate."