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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2964831" data-attributes="member: 14320">Lil Johnny's FartsLittle Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularlyletting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When sheinsisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, LittleJohnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'mvery proud of that fact."The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, willyou stop?"Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on thefloor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny droppedhis pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speckof dust off the paper.The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down andfarted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dustleft on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see herdo it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnnypeeked up underneath her skirt."No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got aDouble-Barrel!"</blockquote>

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