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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2958330" data-attributes="member: 14320">The City BoyThere was a city boy who had just moved into the country.He went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmerselling chickens. The city boy went over to the farmer to see how muchhe was selling them for.The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female.The city boy asked for both. So the farmer said,"Here you go, one cock and one pull-it."The city boy confused asked him what he meant.The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pull-it is a femalechicken."The city boy said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens oneunder each arm.A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale.He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much it was.The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars."The city boy replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard."The man just said, "That's an ass."The city boy, new to these terms, just said, "Oh." and bought thedonkey.As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bitstubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind theears to get him going again."So the city boy is going back home and the donkey stops dead in itstracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because hewould have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away.So the city boy starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he isdoing this a beautiful women walks up and asks him if he needs help.The city boy thinks, hey why don't I try to impress this beautifulwomen by using my new slang terms that I learned today.So the city boy turns to the woman and says,"Yeah, could you hold my cock and pull-it while I scratch my ass?"</blockquote>

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