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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2941296" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>ARE YOU ADDICTED?</strong></p><p></p><p>*Tech Support calls "You" for help.</p><p>*Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL</p><p>*When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"</p><p>*You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's</p><p>*You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life</p><p>*You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it</p><p>*You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .</p><p>*You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing</p><p>*You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.</p><p>*You lie to others about your time online and when they complain</p><p>*You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"</p><p>*You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name</p><p>*That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook</p><p>*You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own</p><p>*You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)</p><p>*You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room</p><p>*You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time</p><p>*You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved</p><p>*You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists</p><p>*You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy</p><p>*You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours</p><p>*You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)</p><p>*Your buddy list has over 100 people on it</p><p>*You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee</p><p>*You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on</p><p>*You don't know where the time has gone</p><p>*You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.</p><p>*Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had</p><p>*You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead</p><p>*You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo</p><p>*When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***</p><p>*You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme</p><p>*Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"</p><p>*You type faster than you think</p><p>*Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult</p><p>*You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL" *You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2941296, member: 14320"] [B]ARE YOU ADDICTED?[/B] *Tech Support calls "You" for help. *Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL *When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" *You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's *You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life *You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it *You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences . *You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing *You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's. *You lie to others about your time online and when they complain *You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out" *You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name *That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook *You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own *You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online) *You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room *You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time *You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved *You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists *You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy *You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours *You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe) *Your buddy list has over 100 people on it *You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee *You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on *You don't know where the time has gone *You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil. *Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had *You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead *You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo *When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses*** *You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme *Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL" *You type faster than you think *Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult *You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL" *You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room. [/QUOTE]
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