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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2940810" data-attributes="member: 14320">CRUDE SEXY Q's & A'sQ. What's the difference between your grandmother's pussy and a bowling ball?A. If you really HAD to, you could eat a bowling ball.Q. Have you heard about the new feminine hygiene spray created by SSY?A. You know, they're the company that took the PU out of pussy.Q: Why do women have periods?A: Because they deserve themCrude Sexy Q's & A'sQ. What should you do if your epileptic grandma is having a seizure in the bathtub?A. Throw in some Tide and a load of dirty clothes.Q. How do you re-fit an old whore?A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone.Q. What's the definition of "bonus?"A. You're fucking a pregnant woman and the fetus gives you a blow job.Q: Why does a necrophiliac wait six weeks before he fucks a stiff ?A: Because then he can stick in it anywhere he likes.Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?A. Male fraud.Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?A. Cows survive the branding.Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?A. A wet nose.Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?A. Because it can't make a fist.Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.A. Bisexual.Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A. Gonorrhoea.Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?A. It's for the Christmas period.Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?A. The blonde, because she's 18.Q. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?A. When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?A. She rolls her own tampons.Q. Why did god give men penises?A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?A. They hid their own eggs!Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.</blockquote>

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