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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2940160" data-attributes="member: 14320">How Was Yodeling Invented?Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through Switzerland. Nightfallwas rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to sleep. He went up to afarmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer toldhim that it would be all right, and that he could sleep in the barn. The manwent into the barn to bed down, and the farmer went back into the house.The farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked the farmer, "Whowas that man going into the barn?" "That's some fellow travelingthrough," answered the farmer. "He needed a place to stay for the night,so I said that he could sleep in the barn." The daughter then asked thefarmer, "Did you offer the man anything to eat?""Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take him some food." She went intothe kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it out to the barn. Thedaughter was in the barn for an hour before returning to the house. When shecame back in, her clothes were all disheveled and buttoned up wrong, and shehad several strands of straw tangled up in her long blonde hair. Sheimmediately went up the stairs to her bedroom and went to sleep.A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked the farmer why theirdaughter went to bed so early. "I don't know," said the farmer. "I told aman that he could sleep in the barn, and our daughter took him some food.""Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the mananything to drink?""Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer. The wife then said, "I'm going to takesomething out there for him to drink." The wife went to the cellar, got abottle of wine, then went out to the barn. She did not return for over anhour, and when she came back into the house, her clothes were also messedup, and she had straw twisted into her blonde hair. She went straightup the stairs and into bed.The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued on hisjourney, waving to the farmer as he left the farm. A few hours later, thedaughter woke up and came rushing downstairs. She went right out to thebarn, only to find it empty. She ran back into the house."Where's the man from the barn?" she eagerly asked the farmer. Her fatheranswered, "He left several hours ago.""What?" she cried. "He left without saying good bye? After all we hadtogether? I mean, last night he made such passionate love to me.""What?" shouted the father. "He took advantage of you?" The farmer ran outinto the front yard looking for the man, but by now the man was halfway upthe side of the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you!You had sex with my daughter!" The man looked back down from themountainside, cupped his hands next to his mouth, and yelled out,"I laid the old laDEE, too!"</blockquote>