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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2872751" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>More Sexual caloric content</strong></p><p></p><p>It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until</p><p>now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of</p><p>different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"</p><p>research they are proud to present the results.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>REMOVING HER CLOTHES:</strong></p><p>With her consent....................................12 Calories</p><p>Without her consent...............................2187 Calories</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>OPENING HER BRA:</strong></p><p>With both hands......................................8 Calories</p><p>With one hand.......................................12 Calories</p><p>With your teeth....................................485 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>PUTTING ON A CONDOM:</strong></p><p>With an erection.....................................6 Calories</p><p>Without an erection...............................3315 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>POSITIONS:</strong></p><p>Missionary..........................................12 Calories</p><p>69 lying down.......................................78 Calories</p><p>69 standing up.....................................812 Calories</p><p>Wheelbarrow........................................216 Calories</p><p>Doggy Style........................................326 Calories</p><p>Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>ORGASMS:</strong></p><p>Real...............................................112 Calories</p><p>Fake..............................................1315 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>POST ORGASM:</strong></p><p>Lying in bed hugging................................18 Calories</p><p>Getting up immediately..............................36 Calories</p><p>Explaining why you got out of bed immedia..........816 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:</strong> If you are:</p><p>20-29 years.........................................36 Calories</p><p>30-39 years.........................................80 Calories</p><p>40-49 years........................................124 Calories</p><p>50-59 years.......................................1972 Calories</p><p>60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories</p><p>70 and over...........................Results are still pending</p><p></p><p><strong>DRESSING AFTERWARDS:</strong></p><p>Calmly..............................................32 Calories</p><p>In a hurry..........................................98 Calories</p><p>With her father knocking at the door..............5218 Calories</p><p>With your wife knocking at the door.............13,521 Calories</p><p></p><p><strong>Results may vary.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2872751, member: 14320"] [B]More Sexual caloric content[/B] It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results. [B]REMOVING HER CLOTHES:[/B] With her consent....................................12 Calories Without her consent...............................2187 Calories [B] OPENING HER BRA:[/B] With both hands......................................8 Calories With one hand.......................................12 Calories With your teeth....................................485 Calories [B]PUTTING ON A CONDOM:[/B] With an erection.....................................6 Calories Without an erection...............................3315 Calories [B]POSITIONS:[/B] Missionary..........................................12 Calories 69 lying down.......................................78 Calories 69 standing up.....................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow........................................216 Calories Doggy Style........................................326 Calories Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories [B]ORGASMS:[/B] Real...............................................112 Calories Fake..............................................1315 Calories [B]POST ORGASM:[/B] Lying in bed hugging................................18 Calories Getting up immediately..............................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immedia..........816 Calories [B]GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:[/B] If you are: 20-29 years.........................................36 Calories 30-39 years.........................................80 Calories 40-49 years........................................124 Calories 50-59 years.......................................1972 Calories 60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories 70 and over...........................Results are still pending [B]DRESSING AFTERWARDS:[/B] Calmly..............................................32 Calories In a hurry..........................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..............5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.............13,521 Calories [B]Results may vary.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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