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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2478023" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man marries a deaf girl. He mimes: "Let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No" -------------------------John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?" Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral". John says: "what is oral?" Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too" -------------------------The 3 tragedies in a man's life: 1- life sucks 2- job sucks 3- Wife does NOT suck! --------------------------A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??". Answer: "So that when I die, no one will dare to fuck your mother." -------------------------- "I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it" -------------------------- YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped. TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park! -------------------------- Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?" Answer: "Because, anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste" ------------------------ A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table". The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?" ------------------------ Question: "What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?" "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND" ----------------------------- Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realized with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig.</blockquote>

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