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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2441143" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Out with the boys...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>This guy walks up to his buddy who invited him out for a </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Few beershttp://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2803/beergl133xh4.gif after work. The man said that his wife would </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Drinking with the guys after work. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>The buddy suggested a way to overcome that problem: </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>"When you get home tonight, http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/10/beer1dw7.gif sneak into the house, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>And give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>She'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>The sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>He realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>His wife sitting on the john.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>"How did you get in here?" he asked. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>"Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><strong>http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6025/doofy155gs3.gif http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6406/smilin166ky6.gif</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2441143, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Sienna"][B][SIZE="3"]Out with the boys...[/SIZE] This guy walks up to his buddy who invited him out for a Few beershttp://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2803/beergl133xh4.gif after work. The man said that his wife would Never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go Drinking with the guys after work. The buddy suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/10/beer1dw7.gif sneak into the house, Slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, And give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, She'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under The sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, He realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, Got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see His wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!" http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6025/doofy155gs3.gif http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6406/smilin166ky6.gif[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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