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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2429172" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Strict advise</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"><strong>"I want you to eat regularly for two days </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"><strong>and then skip a day. </strong></span>I want you to repeat this procedure</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">least 5 pounds." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"So you did follow my instructions?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">going to drop dead that third day." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><strong>"No, from skipping", </strong></span>The Blonde explained .</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2429172, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="4"]Strict advise[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor. Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. [COLOR="YellowGreen"][B]"I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. [/B][/COLOR]I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked. [COLOR="MediumTurquoise"][B]"No, from skipping", [/B][/COLOR]The Blonde explained .[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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