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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2382495" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Roses are red, violets are blue</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Not in a cage but laughing at you.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Twi nkl e twi nkl e little star</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">You should know what you are</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">And once you know what you are</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Mental hospital is not so far. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The rain makes all things beautiful.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The grass and flowers too.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">If rain makes all things beautiful</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Why doesn't it rain on you?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I wrote your name on sand it got washed.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HE saw me in dark, HE created light</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">When your life is in darkness, pray to God </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">ask him to free you from darkness</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">and if after you pray,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">you're still in darkness,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">----------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2382495, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Purple"][B][SIZE="3"] Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twi nkl e twi nkl e little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* God saw me hungry, HE created pizza. HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi HE saw me in dark, HE created light HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* When your life is in darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray, you're still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL! ----------------------------------------------------------[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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