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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2287905" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>TWO NUNS </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1231/nun1vq6.gif</p><p></p><p>There were two nuns... </p><p></p><p>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical <span style="color: Blue">(SM)</span>.</p><p></p><p>and the other one was known as Sister Logical <span style="color: Red">(SL)</span>.</p><p></p><p>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">SM:</span> Have you noticed that a man has been following us for </p><p>the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">SL:</span> It's logical. He wants to rape us. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes </p><p>at the most! What can we do? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> It's not working. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> Of course it's not working. The man did the only </p><p>logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and </p><p>I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. </p><p></p><p>So the man decided to follow <span style="color: Red">Sister Logical</span>. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Sister Mathematical </span>arrives at the convent and is </p><p>worried about what has happened to <span style="color: red">Sister Logical</span>. </p><p></p><p>Then <span style="color: red">Sister Logical </span>arrives. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! </p><p>Tell me what happened! </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. </p><p>The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Yes, yes! But what happened then? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. I started to run </p><p>as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> And? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. He reached me </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Oh, dear! What did you do? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Oh, Sister! What did the man do? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. </p><p></p><p>http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4248/nun2kj1.gif</p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">SM:</span> Oh, no! What happened then? </p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">SL:</span> Isn't it logical, Sister? </p><p>A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. </p><p></p><p>And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, </p><p></p><p>I'll pray for you! http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/362/nun3io2.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2287905, member: 14320"] [B]TWO NUNS [/B] http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1231/nun1vq6.gif There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical [COLOR="Blue"](SM)[/COLOR]. and the other one was known as Sister Logical [COLOR="Red"](SL)[/COLOR]. It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. [COLOR="Blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. [COLOR="Red"]SL:[/COLOR] It's logical. He wants to rape us. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] It's not working. [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow [COLOR="Red"]Sister Logical[/COLOR]. [COLOR="Blue"]Sister Mathematical [/COLOR]arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to [COLOR="red"]Sister Logical[/COLOR]. Then [COLOR="red"]Sister Logical [/COLOR]arrives. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Yes, yes! But what happened then? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] And? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. He reached me [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, dear! What did you do? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4248/nun2kj1.gif [COLOR="blue"]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, no! What happened then? [COLOR="red"]SL:[/COLOR] Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you! http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/362/nun3io2.gif [/QUOTE]
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