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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 1586035" data-attributes="member: 6441">The Blonde'sQ: How do blonde brain cells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A1: Blow in her ear.A2: Buy her another beer.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?A: Come.Q: How does a blond spell farm?A: E-I-E-I-OQ: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style?A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over and beg.Q: How does a blond kill a fish?A: She drowns it.Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?A: By the ears.Q: How do you know a blond likes you?A: She screws you two nights in a row. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?A: Her crayons are still sticky.Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?A: They spread for the bread.Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?A: Cherry FloatQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?A: a foursome.Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?A: Penicillin.Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?A: An air bag.Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?A: B.J.Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?A: They have to pull their own pants down. Q: Why do blondes wear panties?A: To keep their ankles warm.Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?A: It's too hard to re-train them.Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?A: Remove their underwear.Q: What do blonde virgins eat?A: Baby food.Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm sooo drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"</blockquote>

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