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<blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 2873818" data-attributes="member: 23540"><p>Rather than starting a NEW thread, here are some practical jokes on cars:</p><p></p><p><strong>Car Practical Jokes</strong></p><p></p><p>1. Putting diesel up their exhaust so it made a pile of black smoke when it heated up </p><p></p><p>2. Smashing a blinker light inside their boot, putting the exposed filament/wire assembly in a sealed plastic coke bottle full of oxy, shutting the boot and waiting for them to make a turn </p><p></p><p>3. Rubbing a thin film of vaseline on their windscreen wiper blades and watching them trying to cope with the resulting aqua-mayhem next time it rained </p><p></p><p>4. Shoving rocks/small fish in the hubcaps </p><p>Switching about their spark plug leads to make the car run like a bag of shit and backfire </p><p></p><p>5. Greasing the door handles </p><p></p><p>6. Vegemite on extractors. </p><p></p><p>7. Fine confetti in air-con vents </p><p></p><p>8. Wiring brakes to horn. :) </p><p></p><p>9. High beam to air horn </p><p></p><p>10. Shrink wrapping the whole car and then dumping crap all over it </p><p></p><p>11. Stuck biro's up exhaust pipe till they fell in the muffler....they make a lovely rattley sound. </p><p></p><p>12. Stuck banana up tail pipe. </p><p></p><p>13. Jammed golfball up my old english teacher's *cuss, spit* 120Y tailpipe. </p><p></p><p>14. Lifted up Suzuki Handivan that was in an underground carpark underneath our unit at schoolies and moved it so that the drivers door was a couple of inches away from a wall and passenger door was a couple of inches away from pole. </p><p></p><p>..and the perennial favourite: 15. Dismantling a car and rebuilding it inside someones office </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Note: I do NOT condone any of this activity, most are harmless though :)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="eyong, post: 2873818, member: 23540"] Rather than starting a NEW thread, here are some practical jokes on cars: [B]Car Practical Jokes[/B] 1. Putting diesel up their exhaust so it made a pile of black smoke when it heated up 2. Smashing a blinker light inside their boot, putting the exposed filament/wire assembly in a sealed plastic coke bottle full of oxy, shutting the boot and waiting for them to make a turn 3. Rubbing a thin film of vaseline on their windscreen wiper blades and watching them trying to cope with the resulting aqua-mayhem next time it rained 4. Shoving rocks/small fish in the hubcaps Switching about their spark plug leads to make the car run like a bag of shit and backfire 5. Greasing the door handles 6. Vegemite on extractors. 7. Fine confetti in air-con vents 8. Wiring brakes to horn. :) 9. High beam to air horn 10. Shrink wrapping the whole car and then dumping crap all over it 11. Stuck biro's up exhaust pipe till they fell in the muffler....they make a lovely rattley sound. 12. Stuck banana up tail pipe. 13. Jammed golfball up my old english teacher's *cuss, spit* 120Y tailpipe. 14. Lifted up Suzuki Handivan that was in an underground carpark underneath our unit at schoolies and moved it so that the drivers door was a couple of inches away from a wall and passenger door was a couple of inches away from pole. ..and the perennial favourite: 15. Dismantling a car and rebuilding it inside someones office Note: I do NOT condone any of this activity, most are harmless though :) [/QUOTE]
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