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<blockquote data-quote="Basil Basil" data-source="post: 1912446" data-attributes="member: 34392"><p>AMERICA</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..</p><p>(Applause! Applause!)</p><p></p><p></p><p>SPAIN</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening... .</p><p>(Applause! Applause!)</p><p></p><p></p><p>PHILIPPINES</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth... ...</p><p>(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)</p><p></p><p></p><p>SAUDI ARABIA</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door... ..</p><p>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)</p><p></p><p></p><p>INDIA</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms India: Because it works day and night... ...</p><p>(Applause! Applause! Applause!</p><p></p><p></p><p>MALAYSIA</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....</p><p>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )</p><p></p><p></p><p>SINGAPORE</p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).</p><p>Question: How can you say so?</p><p>Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over</p><p>(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)</p><p></p><p>wut else to say...they are so clever...hehe</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Basil Basil, post: 1912446, member: 34392"] AMERICA Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. (Applause! Applause!) SPAIN Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening... . (Applause! Applause!) PHILIPPINES Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth... ... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) SAUDI ARABIA Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door... .. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) INDIA Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night... ... (Applause! Applause! Applause! MALAYSIA Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) SINGAPORE Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) wut else to say...they are so clever...hehe [/QUOTE]
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