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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3012631" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>This bloke walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a meal.</p><p>Two girls come in and sit at a table near him.</p><p>"Waiter," says the bloke. "A bottle of your finest wine for my two</p><p>friends here."</p><p>"Look mate," replied the waiter. "They're lesbians. You won't get</p><p>anywhere with them."</p><p>The bloke insisted on the wine and the waiter shrugs and says, "It's</p><p>your bloody money but I warned you."</p><p>One of the girls comes over to his table and thanks him for the wine.</p><p>"That's OK," he replies. "Anything for you two beautiful girls."</p><p>"Right," she says. "So do you fancy my friend?"</p><p>"I sure do," he replies.</p><p>"Would you like to smell her pussy?" she asks.</p><p>"Yeah," he gasps "You bet!" So she breathed on him!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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