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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3012229" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>LADIES....PAY ATTENTION!!</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:</strong></p><p></p><p>1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.</p><p>2) If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five</p><p>porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.</p><p>3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.</p><p>4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the</p><p>treadmill.</p><p>5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.</p><p>6) Intercourse prevents divorce.</p><p>7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of</p><p>brain cells.</p><p>8) Sex eliminates headaches.</p><p>9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man</p><p>hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.</p><p>10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your</p><p>lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3012229, member: 14320"] [B]LADIES....PAY ATTENTION!! Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:[/B] 1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life. 2) If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories. 3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away. 4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the treadmill. 5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles. 6) Intercourse prevents divorce. 7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells. 8) Sex eliminates headaches. 9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven. 10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday. [/QUOTE]
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