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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658550" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week</p><p></p><p>1. Cover Your Stump Before U Hump</p><p></p><p>2. Before U Attack Her, Wrap Yr Whacker</p><p></p><p>3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Yr Willy</p><p></p><p>4. When In Doubt, Shroud Yr Spout</p><p></p><p>5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Yr Boner</p><p></p><p>6. You Cant Go Wrong If U Shield Yr Dong</p><p></p><p>7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.</p><p></p><p>8. If U Think She's Spunky Cover Yr Monkey</p><p></p><p>9. If U Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize</p><p></p><p>10. It Will Be Sweeter If U Wrap Yr Peter</p><p></p><p>11. She Wont Get Sick If U Wrap Yr Dick</p><p></p><p>12. If U Go In To Heat, Package Yr Meat</p><p></p><p>13. While Yr Undressing Venus, Dress Up Yr Penis</p><p></p><p>14. When U Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Yr Trouser Mouse</p><p></p><p>15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Yr Member</p><p></p><p>16. Never,Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker</p><p></p><p>17. Don't Be A Fool, Vulcanize Yr Tool</p><p></p><p>18. The Right Selection Will Protect Yr Erection</p><p></p><p>19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil</p><p></p><p>20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her</p><p></p><p>21. No Glove, No Love!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house.</p><p></p><p>"Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"</p><p></p><p>Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, "What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"</p><p></p><p>"No silly, it's salty!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064658550, member: 14320"] List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover Your Stump Before U Hump 2. Before U Attack Her, Wrap Yr Whacker 3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Yr Willy 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Yr Spout 5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Yr Boner 6. You Cant Go Wrong If U Shield Yr Dong 7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It. 8. If U Think She's Spunky Cover Yr Monkey 9. If U Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize 10. It Will Be Sweeter If U Wrap Yr Peter 11. She Wont Get Sick If U Wrap Yr Dick 12. If U Go In To Heat, Package Yr Meat 13. While Yr Undressing Venus, Dress Up Yr Penis 14. When U Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Yr Trouser Mouse 15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Yr Member 16. Never,Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker 17. Don't Be A Fool, Vulcanize Yr Tool 18. The Right Selection Will Protect Yr Erection 19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil 20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her 21. No Glove, No Love! ===== Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house. "Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!" Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, "What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?" "No silly, it's salty!" [/QUOTE]
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