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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652256" data-attributes="member: 14320">On The IntercomA jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot. "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"Now all ears are listening to this conversation. "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge boobs. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her all night."Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to run dear. He's gotta take a shit first." The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it." Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework?" The teacher says, "Very good, Claude." Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain?" The teacher says, "Very good, Mary." She calls on Little Johnny in the back. "Johnny?" Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna shit on the piano?" =====Friendship is like pissing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. Q: What do you do after eating a bald pussy?A: Put the diaper back on.Q. How do you re-fit an old whore?A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone.</blockquote>

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