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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064596554" data-attributes="member: 14320">Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in thecloset.4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb andhave it hauled away.7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in theback of your pickup truck.That wily old pervert St. NickMade good use of the curve to his dick.He glazed the whole shaftPainted stripes, then he laughedAs he offered young ladies a lick.I wonder what Christmas will be,No merriment, good cheer or glee,Now that Santa's arrested,Because someone protested,That he laid some doll under their tree.Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man1. A Christmas tree is always erect.2. Even small ones give satisfaction.3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its "sell by" date.9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.</blockquote>

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