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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063939655" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Ask A Man To Do SomethingAlways remember these five important rules when asking a manto do something:1. Make sure the man is conscious.1a. Then give him a Blow Job2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cagewith the sports section.3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three, orfour hours, max.3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A blow job willusually do just fine. Or, offer to cook him somethingthat doesn't have a peel-back cover.5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave hisremote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, andmicrowave again for another 35 minutes. Or, threaten tonot give him a blow job.6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or"do as I say and no one will get hurt".7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.OK, seven rules.How to Piss Off A WomanTie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say "So I don't make the same mistakes."Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.Fake your own orgasm while dining out.Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.The New HookerThe new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine"."Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much"."So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either"."Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?The marine said that he only had $25.The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand...""Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?""I loaned him $75!" she said.A study in Scotland showed that the kind of "maleface" a woman finds attractive can differ dependingon where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is post-menstrual she may beattracted to plain facial features.When pre-menstrual she can be attracted to morefeminine features in a man.If she is ovulating she is attracted to men withrugged, masculine features, and if she is menstruatingshe is more prone to be attracted to a man with apair of scissors shoved in his temple.</blockquote>

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