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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063762002" data-attributes="member: 14320">Many Types Of OrgasmsSex in a boat = oar-gasmsSex with a nerd = dork-gasmsSex with a dermatologist = pore-gasmsSex at the entrance to your house = door-gasmsSex on carpet or linoleum = floor-gasmsSex at the supermarket = store-gasmsSex with a prostitute = whore-gasmsSex with an accountant = bore-gasmsSex while sleeping = snore-gasmsSex with a salesmen = door-to-doorgasmsSex with a virgin = my-hymen-got-torgasmsSex while broke = poor-gasmsSex that wasn’t very satisfying = ‘There’s the door’-gasmsSex with a lion = roar-gasmsSex for hours and hours on end = sore-gasmsSex on a golf course = fore-gasmsSex with a nymphomaniac = more-gasmsSex in a gold mine = ore-gasmsSex on the beach = shore-gasmsSex in Asia = Singapore-gasmsSex in the vicinity of a garbage can = odor-gasmsSex on the way to the train = ‘All Aboard’-gasmsSex with someone who’s not paying attention = ignore-gasmsSex with a competitive partner = score-gasmsSex while flying = soar-gasmsSex while travelling = tour-gasmsSex on stairs at the mall = escalator-gasmsSex with three of your friends = four-gasmsSex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = liquor-gasmsSex during hay fever season = spore-gasmsSex on farm implements = tractor-gasmsSex without a climax = no-gasms=========A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first,as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard tobury her pet.So she decided to give the pet a proper burial out in the country.She didn't have a car, so she planned on taking a bus to the edge oftown, then walking from there to some good site.She got on the bus and sat down behind the driver. About this time,the skunk wasn't keeping too well, so the woman held the skunk atarm's length. The driver noticed the smell right away, but he kepton driving for several blocks. He next opened the window, but thatdidn't help.Finally, he pulled the bus to the curb, and turned around, and said:"Will the woman with the stinking pussy please get off the bus?"14 women got off.Female Slogans1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.2. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.3. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later4. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.5. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?6. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.7. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.8. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.9. Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?10. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.11. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.12. I hate everybody, and you're next.13. Please don't make me kill you.14. And your point is...15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.16. All stressed out and no one to choke.17. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?19. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.20. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.21. You KNOW you want me.22. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.23. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?24. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.25. Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.26. I'm out of oestrogens and I have a gun.99999"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliatemen everywhere? "'Hold my purse.'"99999A plane was about to crash, so the stewardess stood up and said,Is there any man, man enough to make me feel like a woman!"A guy stood up and took off his shirt and said,Here, iron this!"99999What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, allyou're left with is a greasy box.</blockquote>

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