My ride can be ah beng and non ah beng.
My ride is ah beng when....
- I drive around with windows open, hand hanging outside the window. When people over take me, I will shout out the window, "tiu lia ma ko chow hai. Lei ee wai lei hou kai lan chat fai ar, tiu lia ma fa kow hai. Mou pei ngor chok kau lei. Mm hai, ngor tiu lan chat lei ar, ham kar ling chow fa hai"
- when I blast feng tau music, bass all turned down till zero, treble turned up till max and driving around, the birds in the sky falls down cos the high pitched no bass techno music killed it. Insects also fly haywiredly cos all the high frequency make them can't seng their insect signals out properly.
- when I buy 100 pieces of different LED torch lights from pasar malam and stick it all over my car. Then I drive around and do the above 2 points mentioned, and my car would then be officially be classified as foul-mouthed-techno-disco-light-ball Beng Mobile! Then, UFO also come and F my car cos the flying saucer thinks my car is a female flying saucer.
My ride is not ah beng when...
I don't do any of the above.
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