i used to stay wif one of the laziest & dirtiest couple in the world...mebe urs is worse but mine was by far the wosrt ive seen...
was in wolverhampton..rented a place wif a fren..the original tenants was a couple consisting of a Geek,...umm...i mean Greek and his M'sian gf..i was desperate for a place to stay cos i was runnin out of money and had to find myself a job..i actually finished my studies in Sheffield oledi but stayed on to earn some GBP...the moment i stepped into the hse, it was like a jungle...no, jungle is an understatement...more like a rubbish dump...the walkway leading towards the living room was scattered wif rubbish, dirty clothes, dirty plates...anything & everything un-imaginable...then i entered the living room...it was like a dessert...cos the carpet was covered wif sand, cumulated fr yrs of ppl walking in & out wif their shoes....n dat was not the worst yet...entered the kitchen & nearly fainted...pots & pans, forks & spoon, stacked up 2 feet high...fr the looks of it, it has been sitting there for quite some time...this also is not the worst part...we moved on to the bathroom & i nearly died of heart attack...the bathroom floor was LITERALLY covered with hair...u could hardly see the color of the floor tiles...there was algae on the walls & bathtub, insects, spiders, even god damned used sanitary pads lying on the floor...at dat point, i just turned to my fren n said out loud, "we'd be better off living on the streets"...the greek guy was desperate to get tenants in to ease the rental so he promised to clean up everything...we had a chat that day & came to an agreement on the house chores...it was a fair deal, except the fact that he & his gf did not do the chores!!! but it was too late, i had already paid the rental & moved in b4 i found out he was a fucking liar...he did the chores for oni the first 2 wks..excuse?? he had assignments to do and was bz...fuck him...n i later found out that he uses all the kitchenware before starting to clean them...say, he got 10 pots in the hse...he uses 10pots & leaves them on the sink...oni when he runs out of pots to cook in, then he will wash...but not wash all 10!!!! wash oni 1 to use....leave the remaining 9 there...i wonder how his gf could stand such a pig...seems his gf oso the same...then came the next tenant, another msian girl who was a fren of the greek's gf...she oso complained to me abt them...end up, there was a big fight and the landlord had to be called in to settle things...he kicked the couple out and we did not have to compensate the balance of the rental...steady indian fella... :D