Duit Kopi / Coffee Money

[5115]

wah lau,...this email still circulating ah? 2yrs old story...some say 3

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anyway, u cant bribe the jpj officers...they very strict...will report u if u bribe at roadblock

many will agree that those might not be jpj officer if they behave like what u said..

 

[JINEIL2EN]

if not jpj... then who will b..??? white legs..??

 

[melody]

My fren's beemer were stopped by JPJ while we were on the way to a pub after my birthday dinner treat..
Says glass too dark (which is in fact dark)..
Then purposely ask for dis & dat & take out buku 2 write..
Then mau rm100 but my fren bagi rm50 nia..
Haiz, no choice hv 2 belanja them minum kopi..
as they keep saying glass very dark..

 

[JINEIL2EN]

My fren's beemer were stopped by JPJ while we were on the way to a pub after my birthday dinner treat..
Says glass too dark (which is in fact dark)..
Then purposely ask for dis & dat & take out buku 2 write..
Then mau rm100 but my fren bagi rm50 nia..
Haiz, no choice hv 2 belanja them minum kopi..
as they keep saying glass very dark..

...encik, sudah malam, ofcos gelap/dark ma...

 

[xand]

also from email, not sure true anot...
new compound rate for traffic saman

1. Kemalangan (tidak melibatkan kes NC):
*Lori/Bas RM200 (RM300)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM150 (RM300)
*Motosikal RM100 (RM300)

2. Pandu laju:
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM150)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM150)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM150)

3. Tidak pakai tali pinggang keledar:
*Teksi RM50 (RM150)
*Van RM50 (RM80)
*4WD/Kereta RM50 (RM70)

4. Kesalahan yang tidak boleh dikompaun:
*Semua kesalahan tidak boleh dikompaun mengikut kaedah-kaedah pengangkutan jalan (Pengompaun kesalahan) 2003
*Contoh: Kemalangan muat, Memandu dalam keadaan mabuk, Pemandu di bawah umur tanpa lesen, Memandu dengan cuai dan merbahaya, Tiada perlindungan insuran, Lumba Haram

5. Tidak pakai topi keledar:
*Motosikal RM30 (RM70)

6. Tidak boleh buat pusingan "U":
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM100)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM70)

7. Potongan cara bahay - Potongan "Q":
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM100)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM70)

8. Meneruskan perjalanan semasa isyarat lampu merah:
*Lori/Bas RM200 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM150 (RM200)
*Motosikal RM100 (RM150)

9. Memandu guna telefon bimbit/alat komunikasi:
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM100)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM70)

10. Tidak beri laluan sebelum membelok:
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM100)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM70)

11. Kesalahan lesen memandu:
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM150)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM80)
*Motosikal RM30 (RM70)

12. Kesalahan lesen kenderaan motor (Road Tax):
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM150)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM80)
*Motosikal RM30 (RM70)

13. Memandu di lorong kecemasan:
*Lori/Bas RM90 (RM200)
*4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta RM70 (RM100)
*Motosikal RM50 (RM70)

14. Kes waran:
*Lori/Bas, 4WD/Teksi/Van/Kereta, Motosikal (RM300)
SEKALI GANDA DARI HARGA TAWARAN TETAPI TIDAK MELEBIHI RM 300

if the list is correct, then jz refer it to 'treat coffee' not more than the latest rate.
but if possible, ask for saman instead of 'special assistance', hehehe...
happy coffee-treating!

 

[jpoplover]

i click to jpj official website to check kena saman or not also slow like shit..........

 

[JINEIL2EN]

i click to jpj official website to check kena saman or not also slow like shit..........

"Drive Slow, Speed Kills".... as the signboard from gov..

 

[mokomoko]

usually when i kena stop at roadblock or some shit like that, I will wear company tag and say "work very late la...........wan to go home makan and sleep la....oh i driving fast meh? sorry didnt know im very tired.....u know la work work until gila......or else how to live wei"

Then they let me go.

 

[PocketRocket]

or say...."bini oredi naked!!! have to rush home... if i'm late, every 2min she will put 1 piece back on"

 

[K_Takuya]

i was summoned at lcct last 2 days...rm100 to park just for 5 mins there.. the cop want to nego with me... te lowest he gave me is rm30... when i about to gave him ... he went away...

 

[zac]

Most of the block action with a complete team will not ask for bribe, only those 2~3 police bikes lonely hunter will ask for bribe, cari makan mah...

Most of the time when i kena block i will become grumpy, when they a zi a zo wanna get duit i will just raise my voice to them like justice BAO "Just issue summon, no need settle" my friend said i'm stupid but i just dun wanna let them earn this kind of easy money.. : )

Blocked by a patrol waja due to hid, two officers search their car can't get summon book, just ask me to go, after they "confiscated" the thick cane i hv in car... funny...

 

[JINEIL2EN]

...dunno polis accept cheque onot... :wavey:

 

[kanan]

Wahh this thingy still got among policemen these days..I thought they already afraid to ask for money..

 

[zac]

u set mouse trap mouse will still come out search for makanan

 

[kanan]

correct oso

 

[JINEIL2EN]

u set mouse trap mouse will still come out search for makanan

they not mousey... but Lembu...

 

[zac]

Pls bro, please dun discriminate lembu, lembu is naive and cute

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Pls bro, please dun discriminate lembu, lembu is naive and cute

yup... especially when on my dish... they r damn juicy & cute.... ehehhee

 

[donCityZ]

i was summoned at lcct last 2 days...rm100 to park just for 5 mins there.. the cop want to nego with me... te lowest he gave me is rm30... when i about to gave him ... he went away...

This is the problem. If the cop ask, WHY U WANT TO GIVE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

DONT GIVE LAAAAA!! WTF!

 

[JINEIL2EN]

dun give, then just q-up, pay more like a fucking idiot & let ppls see ur face, the Law-Breaker's face that cause a lot of traffic problem, trouble & accident... totally "Idiot Driver"... shame shame shame...