Idiot Drivers

[antaras]

 

[donCityZ]

Every dog has it's day.......
Somehow there r just too many drivers in Malaysia with extremely slow response when the light turns green...

yah i agree!

 

[ken yeang]

I think they are color blind like dogs. They have to rely of sound of horn from the back before knowing the light colour changed.

 

[Maxx]

na_power,
I'm guessing you meant to say "grafiti" instead of "gravity". Gravity is one of female's worst enemy, except those flat-liner girls (girls with no breast). haha

PockyRocky,
Jaya33 has an old town cafe? How come I can't see it wan? My office is near to your office leh. hehehe My office is opposite Amway, near Stamford Campus. hehe


And now, here's 2 seriously fucked up drivers. I told the kelisa owner who was there at the moment to keep a steel pipe in his car. When someone blocks his car, just smash the car's window, open the door and put down the hand brake to push the car away. Sometimes, immediate destructive decisions is necessary. First pic, green shirt dude is the kelisa owner.
Now, I'm interested to hear all you people's opinion on what will you do, if you were the kelisa owner.

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if pancit trus the the owner will know who did it.
alternatively, put nails/screw at the tyre, make sure the nail/screw wont fall off. (have to put 2 each tyre 1 at front 1 at back, coz donno he will reverse or forward.)
and then if u r lucky, see the car at roadside.. hahaha

 

[K_Takuya]

Nowadays seriously lots of car comes out from the showroom with 'optional' signal light switch...if you know what i mean....

 

[ken yeang]

if pancit trus the the owner will know who did it.
alternatively, put nails/screw at the tyre, make sure the nail/screw wont fall off. (have to put 2 each tyre 1 at front 1 at back, coz donno he will reverse or forward.)
and then if u r lucky, see the car at roadside.. hahaha

the green wira or the perdna park first? if there is such situation and happened to be in emergency (or just fake one), just break the windows, tarik handbrek and push the car to the middle of the road, so that other cars can bang it.


After that, don't forget to "Autograph" the car, with a nail or 50 cent coin.

 

[ronniehor]

no brind:stupid:bro

 

[JacEK]

experienced a saga owner who spit thru his window and i happened to drive behind him. f#cking hell, his saliva hit right on my windscreen...f#cking disgusting.

matha facka!!

 

[beautle]

Vehicle : Kia Picanto
Colour : Black
Plate Number : WQP 1148 (with gold PEKIDA badge next to it)
Vehicle Owner : Malay guy (kampung type), late 30s, married.

Here's the story..

I just came back from picking up my sister from work with my boyfriend. My boyfriend was driving Golf Gti. We were on our way back home and we bumped into a lorry.. A very slow lorry.. Behind the lorry, there was THAT kia car and then us.. We honked at the lorry because it was going very sloowww.. And then, the lorry went its way to the left.. That left us with the kia. The kia was very slow too. Then we gave signal to the left and got to the left lane. The kia also gave signal to the left and straight away enter the left lane. He was so slow then we overtake him using sport mode.. Suddenly, he cucuk us very near. Then we went to the guardhouse of our condo. We can hear the kia guy shouted.. "abang! abang!". And we can see, he talked with the guard and the bloody guard simply let him in. He followed us. So we parked our car at our parking lot and then......

He stopped beside our car with his wife inside.

Here goes the dialog..

My sis : Yes encik, what's your problem?
Kia guy : Apsal ko overtake aku?

And we were likeeee.. "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????"

He went to my boyfriend side and said "keluar keluar!" and asked the same question.

My boyfriend replied..

BF : Encik slow sangat.. So kita overtake la..
Kia guy : Cara ko overtake tu apsal nak enjut-enjut? :hmmmm:
BF : Where got enjut-enjut.. It's just blow-off sound from the car. Tak percaya, dengar ni (My bf did a demo.. He revs the car and there goes the blow-off sound)
Kia guy : Takde la, kawan aku pun guna golf gti tapi tak terenjut-enjut macam ko.
Me : Uhh encik, we were using sport mode. And we were overtaking u, takkan nak overtake slow kut??
Kia guy : Aku tak kisah la kalau ko bawak bmw ke gti ke, tapi kenape kena lenjan-lenjan?? Kenape kena horn-horn kat aku?
BF : Mana ade kita horn dekat encik, kita horn dekat lorry yang slow tadi tu. Encik tak nampak ke?
My sis : Do u even stay here?
Kia guy : Yes! (liar!)
My sis : Now, ape yang u nak? Do u want us to say sorry? Then ok.. SORRY..
Kia guy : Takde la, ko kena concern jugak la. (huh?!)
Me : Yer la.. U pun kena concern dekat kita. Dahla u bawak slow in the middle of the road, u should have move aside/make way and let us overtake u. What's the problem now?
My sis : Encik, kat Malaysia ni, banyak lagi la kereta lain overtake kereta lain. Takkan itu pun nak jadi problem kut.
Kia guy : Blurrrr~~ Aku tahu la ko bawak kereta mahal-mahal. Tapi kalau ko ade kat tempat aku, ko tahu la kenape aku cakap macam ni.. Aku tak suka cara ko overtake aku.
Me, my sis : What to do, kita orang guna sport mode and bunyi blow off dah memang macam tu.. So.. Sorry la.. If itu yang encik nak kite cakap.. Again SORRY..

Then, we take our things inside the car. And he just went off.
I think that guy stopped us is because he wants to prove that he is 'somebody' to us and that we will afraid of him.. NOT! Yup, we weren't afraid of him at ALL. Besides, we're still young and him in his late 30s acting like he is so powerful with his big 'BADGE' I don't understand what's the point of an old man arguing about a car that overtook him

So, if you come across with this stupid old man and his black Kia Picanto WQP 1148, just try to overtake him n you'll see.. ;)

 

[amrancharger]

dis kinda guy oso exist ka??

 

[5115]

dis kinda guy oso exist ka??

u'll never know before u meet 1...

last friday
van
XXX 9918
indian mid 30
bandar sri damansara

making a u turn & din look at my right (normal la coz one way ma),once i complete my turn,suddenly there is a van coming towards me (from front not from my back), horn like hell asking me to give way...wth,tis is 1 way man...

me: eh,ini 1 way la
indian: ooi!!!u ingat u bawak kereta cantik tak payah tengok kereta kah?
me ( fire up):fark u!!!tis is 1 way & u expect me to watch out car from opposite direction???
indian:talak otak kah!!!
me (losing control) : knnccb *&^*^
indian (shock a bit & following my dirty langue) : knnccb *&^*^
me : mari turun kereta (pull my car aside)
indian :..... (drive his car ard 20m away while im pulling aside)

im damn angry wif tis kinda ppl,did something wrong but never apologize summore wanna act "BIG"

the fella end up speed off when i pick up stick, rock from road side & try to chase him.

 

[monazarudin]

aiyo. sometimes these ppl very dangerous la... be careful dude...

 

[amrancharger]

yes...b careful bro.let them be mad...we must act cool...doesn't all superheroes like dat?? :hmmmm:

 

[m3 power]

dont layan them la. they all crazy ppl no brain 1. low educated ppl. give them a chance to live. maybe too pressure to pay fuel. crisis economy. hehe. thats y easily stress. let them show they are brilliant even though they show their stupidity. get me or not? hehe.

 

[jiusan]

wow ,don't get excited man

and argue with them
you never know what kind of people they are ,
never settle your arguements outside the car you all

it will end up very bad to yourself if the other side is some kind of gangster !
just show them pedal to the metal ?
and cook them the way home ,
not yourself as well laa
a lot if pukim@k driver out there ~

 

[ken yeang]

retarded businesman and lorry driver




This is a case of stupid fark-up lorry driver and a bunch of dumb-ass business man.

Scenario:

This happened in Balakong, near a corner shoplot. Due to the location and the road, the lorry was in a blindspot. I didn't see it until it was too late, i was the first car, and there were another 4 cars following from my back. All stuck in a 1 way lane.

The lorry (in the pic) was loading some huge ass stuff. Due to the sheer length of the lorry the lorry was completely blocking the corner road going into other shop lots.

I signaled the driver, but he looked and acted like a retard, with a brain capacity of an earth worm, and avoided eye contact. Then the boss came out and say they are loading some important things on the lorry. I said "Unker, you can load anything you want, but pls don't block the road, as this is the one and only road there". The unker told me i was inconsiderate pulak" Then he said I am a young man, and don't know how things are run......" WTF??

Due to the idiotic unker businessman and his bunch of brianless goons working in their illusionary isolated world, all 4 cars including myself has to reverse out that took almost 10 mins. 2 drivers were female, and you know the rate of female drivers when reversing? takes ages man.....

I had to walk to the shop I need to visit andall becoz of this stupid lorry.

I wish the lorry driver and the businessman die of balls and penis cancer. Let it ROT!!!

 

[SoYouThinkYouCanDrive]

aiya, drive slow slow, mah ok lor......I drives like 80kmh only nowadays......rev never exceed 2000rpm while cruising.

if u noticed theres still alot traffic infront, then no point overtake,coz u oso not in a hurry to go anywhere.

but if encounter idiots reli slow, just overtake but not so near, if u think he got problem, after overtake n pedal to the metal like 160-180kmh, sure he cant catch up.

alot fark up rich uncles/ah-bengs likes to show off, but no balls to speed more than 160kmh or higher, so it can be a trick to save ur ass too....

ur car oso turbo ma, if he give chase n u felt threaten, mah speed to the nearest police station, see what fark he dare to follow u into police station n argue with u or not.....

so the trick is to play safe and avoid argue with idiots......not worth ur time, coz they might be robbers too

happy driving

 

[SoYouThinkYouCanDrive]

Re: retarded businesman and lorry driver

This is a case of stupid fark-up lorry driver and a bunch of dumb-ass business man.

Scenario:

This happened in Balakong, near a corner shoplot. Due to the location and the road, the lorry was in a blindspot. I didn't see it until it was too late, i was the first car, and there were another 4 cars following from my back. All stuck in a 1 way lane.

The lorry (in the pic) was loading some huge ass stuff. Due to the sheer length of the lorry the lorry was completely blocking the corner road going into other shop lots.

I signaled the driver, but he looked and acted like a retard, with a brain capacity of an earth worm, and avoided eye contact. Then the boss came out and say they are loading some important things on the lorry. I said "Unker, you can load anything you want, but pls don't block the road, as this is the one and only road there". The unker told me i was inconsiderate pulak" Then he said I am a young man, and don't know how things are run......" WTF??

Due to the idiotic unker businessman and his bunch of brianless goons working in their illusionary isolated world, all 4 cars including myself has to reverse out that took almost 10 mins. 2 drivers were female, and you know the rate of female drivers when reversing? takes ages man.....

I had to walk to the shop I need to visit andall becoz of this stupid lorry.

I wish the lorry driver and the businessman die of balls and penis cancer. Let it ROT!!!

Aiya, reverse out mah reverse out lor.....lorry drivers are always stupid and timid, if he reverse out n take all the trouble, later his boss gone mad n goreng him, who gonna feed his family leh

Other being stupid, u can act smarter mah......why reason with idiots ? waste ur time

right or not

 

[monazarudin]

I know what you mean man... some of these trucks like to block roads for their own ease... Sometimes it's not the ONLY road, but it's still a hassle to have to reverse and go another route..

 

[SoYouThinkYouCanDrive]

I know what you mean man... some of these trucks like to block roads for their own ease... Sometimes it's not the ONLY road, but it's still a hassle to have to reverse and go another route..

But only happens once in a blue moon lah......Is better to save time n trouble