This guy sounds just like a former friend of mine, only that my pathetic friend drives a Proton Saga mega valve, 'sport rimmed & sport exhausted'
This joker works as a mechanic & well being a mechanic to him automatically qualifies him as a 'VERY SKILLFUL RACER'
& that his sport rimmed & sport exhausted mega valve is as good as a pure breed race car. Our TT session over the weekend would mostly be dominated by his 'imaginary' races, smoking this, smoking that, going side ways (ya right) etc. etc.
Some of the more memorable 'RACING
' experiences with him includes:
1. On our way to Bukit Permai via MRR2, all of sudden he accelerated, prompting me to floor mine to catch up. less than 30s later, he fell behind & i don't recall seeing much of him as i was concentrating on our 'RACE'. Exiting MRR2 towards Bkt Permai, I have to stop by the road side to wait to the rest * regroup before heading up.
Imagine this, i got out from my car & took 2 cigarettes (say average 5 mins per stick) before i see him approaching. The moment he got out, straight cursing everyone that blocked his way or else he would have 'smoked me'. The only smoke that anyone of us were seeing at that time is
from my 3rd cigarette.
2. On our way back from a short trip to Kuantan about 10 years ago, we lost direction (yup, no highway, no gps, no google map era), & ended up travelling through some palm oil plantation & quite deserted. Roads there are winding & quite a fun place to drive.
As usual Mr. Imaginary Racer
floored & took off, trying to show off his mega valve power. Knowing his skill (& how small of a balls that he have), decided to let him go until at least about 100m away before I accelerate so that no matter how slow he is, he won't block my entry / exit at corners. I actually over estimated him & ended nearly knocking into him at the next corner
Imagine this, floored accelerator at straights, 100m away from the slightest corner he will brake hard & virtually roll through the corner & accelerate hard again
Haven't seen this joker in a good number of years now, wondering if he is still driving his souped (as in soup kambing) up mega valve or have he upgraded to his imaginary skyline GTR
Like Chinese saying 'one type of rice feed hundred types of people'