~Mathematics~

[melody]

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH​

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 

[eyong]

Hahaha ....


Oi .... come, layan a bit lar ......

 

[mag9556]

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

it means all the people in this world are dumb lor....hahaha...
No harm..joking...

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair

support with both legs...

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

this one need to change to smart employee...hehe...extra pay ma...

quite meaningful also....

 

[kelvio]

stupid man + stupid woman = alot of kids but poor family

stupid boss + stupid employee = close business

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

1 + 1 =/ 2

1 + 1 = 10

 

[imoloq]

Nice one!

1 + 1 = window

 

[BlackSamurai]

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

Agree?

 

[melody]

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

Agree?

The customer is alwiz rite!:tongwink:

 

[mag9556]

The customer is alwiz rite!:tongwink:

(leng lui)..customer is always rite but not perfect...even robot also sometimes done wrong..just my opinion onli...no harm...

 

[melody]

bro..customer is always rite but not perfect...even robot also sometimes done wrong..just my opinion onli...no harm...

am not a bro..:embaressed_smile:
hehe..

 

[kk13]

look mag9556...you hurt her...

 

[satria_95]

The customer is alwiz rite!:tongwink:

Sorry to say this but the customer is always right? My arse!

 

[melody]

look mag9556...you hurt her...

no la..
he din noe mah..

 

[sakuraguy]

I am confused wats happening here.

Melody: Customer's always right? .. hope u dont open any business, there are chances for u to go bankruptcy :) .. hahahaha

 

[melody]

Well, SG, the tag "The Customer Is Always Right"..
normally refers 2 the hospitality industry..
have seen alot though its not me..