Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both
Disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward...backward...forward...backward....forward...
stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and
if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When
the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a
day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a
mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked
Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front
