Once upon a time there was 3 fat fellows A,B and C..3 of them have a diffrent hobbies tat usually all the guys had! :P A likes to have sex with girls(almost everyday must have sex!!) , B is a heavy alcohol drinker (everyday went to pub and have a drink!) ,C is a heavy smoker (must smoke at least 3 packs a day!)
So...one day,while 3 of them are sleepping..they've make a wish to the lord!
A's wish ( hope i can get the prettist chic from all over the world and have sex with them in a private island with only me and the chics!!)
B's wish ( hope i can get the best alc0hol,whiskey,wine from all over the world and fully enjoy it in a private island with only me with all the alchohol!! )
C's wish ( hope i can get the best ciggratte & cigars from all over the world and i can enjoy those cigge alone in a private island with only me and all those cigge!!)
And then the next morning....something strange happens,3 of them woke up in a shock when they realised they are in the island with all those stuff they had wish yesterday nite..thanks to one of the Lord so called himself "Dream comes true"!!
After ten years and the Lord "Dream comes True" think he should pay a visit to this 3 fellows..the 1st he met was A...the Lord asked A..."So,are u enjoyed in this ten years??"..A answered "Tat was great by having sex with so many chics.."but after tat he died because of having too much of sex but with satisfaction!!
The next person to visit is B...the Lord asked the same question again and B answered "Thanks for giving me the best alchohol..."..he died too after tat because he drink too much!...although A & B died but the Lord thinks tat he had done a great job by making their wish comes true!So...he finally visit C in the other island...& he thought C too will be satisfied like A & B!!..but when the Lord met C,he asked the same question again...without any doubt C shouted to the Lord " F**K you??..U r such an asshole U idiot!!??!!" answered C in full angry way!!..
The Lord was shock..and he asked "Did i give u all the best ciggrette and cigars from all over the world??!!..& u still not satisfied??"......C answered " YOU F**KING MORON, U SUPPLYING ME ALL THE BEST CIGGE...BUT WHERE'S THE LIGHTER??HOW DO U WANT ME TO SMOKE ALL THE CIGGE???.!!...
And finally the Lord fainted.... :P :lol:
Guys and gals...i know this is quite a boring jokes....hope u all dun mind okie?? ;) :P :D :lol: :rolleyes:
So...one day,while 3 of them are sleepping..they've make a wish to the lord!
A's wish ( hope i can get the prettist chic from all over the world and have sex with them in a private island with only me and the chics!!)
B's wish ( hope i can get the best alc0hol,whiskey,wine from all over the world and fully enjoy it in a private island with only me with all the alchohol!! )
C's wish ( hope i can get the best ciggratte & cigars from all over the world and i can enjoy those cigge alone in a private island with only me and all those cigge!!)
And then the next morning....something strange happens,3 of them woke up in a shock when they realised they are in the island with all those stuff they had wish yesterday nite..thanks to one of the Lord so called himself "Dream comes true"!!
After ten years and the Lord "Dream comes True" think he should pay a visit to this 3 fellows..the 1st he met was A...the Lord asked A..."So,are u enjoyed in this ten years??"..A answered "Tat was great by having sex with so many chics.."but after tat he died because of having too much of sex but with satisfaction!!
The next person to visit is B...the Lord asked the same question again and B answered "Thanks for giving me the best alchohol..."..he died too after tat because he drink too much!...although A & B died but the Lord thinks tat he had done a great job by making their wish comes true!So...he finally visit C in the other island...& he thought C too will be satisfied like A & B!!..but when the Lord met C,he asked the same question again...without any doubt C shouted to the Lord " F**K you??..U r such an asshole U idiot!!??!!" answered C in full angry way!!..
The Lord was shock..and he asked "Did i give u all the best ciggrette and cigars from all over the world??!!..& u still not satisfied??"......C answered " YOU F**KING MORON, U SUPPLYING ME ALL THE BEST CIGGE...BUT WHERE'S THE LIGHTER??HOW DO U WANT ME TO SMOKE ALL THE CIGGE???.!!...
And finally the Lord fainted.... :P :lol:
Guys and gals...i know this is quite a boring jokes....hope u all dun mind okie?? ;) :P :D :lol: :rolleyes: