How wud u buy a condom ?

[DimDimer]

buying those dom doms at pharmacies are a pain in the ass if the cashier is a malay girl. they'll surely give you one HUGE STARE mind you. nowadays i usually go to other counter if i see them on the counter or to those condom shops.

it's like we gonna buy it and rape them on the spot, my god, i put the box on the counter, the stare at it blankly for 1-2 secs, hold it with 2 finger as if it's tainted with my sperm, scan it then give me a huge eye ball stare, after giving her my money i walk away she kept looking at me. my god................i wonder what would happen if i buy a lubricant. dun belive?, try go to watson or guardian in leisure mall, chances of 80% they'll do that to you. sheeeshhhh........................................ what's wrong with ppl who practice safe sex?

 

[ch1ck3n]

Originally posted by DimDimer@Feb 10 2005, 19:59
buying those dom doms at pharmacies are a pain in the ass if the cashier is a malay girl. they'll surely give you one HUGE STARE mind you. nowadays i usually go to other counter if i see them on the counter or to those condom shops.

it's like we gonna buy it and rape them on the spot, my god, i put the box on the counter, the stare at it blankly for 1-2 secs, hold it with 2 finger as if it's tainted with my sperm, scan it then give me a huge eye ball stare, after giving her my money i walk away she kept looking at me. my god................i wonder what would happen if i buy a lubricant. dun belive?, try go to watson or guardian in leisure mall, chances of 80% they'll do that to you. sheeeshhhh........................................ what's wrong with ppl who practice safe sex?

dey jealous kot...
hahaha...normal la..
malaysian is too close minded...

 

[boggysv]

Originally posted by DimDimer@Feb 10 2005, 19:59
buying those dom doms at pharmacies are a pain in the ass if the cashier is a malay girl. they'll surely give you one HUGE STARE mind you. nowadays i usually go to other counter if i see them on the counter or to those condom shops.

it's like we gonna buy it and rape them on the spot, my god, i put the box on the counter, the stare at it blankly for 1-2 secs, hold it with 2 finger as if it's tainted with my sperm, scan it then give me a huge eye ball stare, after giving her my money i walk away she kept looking at me. my god................i wonder what would happen if i buy a lubricant. dun belive?, try go to watson or guardian in leisure mall, chances of 80% they'll do that to you. sheeeshhhh........................................ what's wrong with ppl who practice safe sex?

just say : " cik, ini brand pernah cuba tak? cun kah? "

sure they wont dare to look at u anymore

 

[zero tolerance]

next time ppl stare, just look back at them and say "Tonight i'm having sex! WITH A REAL HUMAN BEING!"
They sure got nothing to say after that :lol:

 

[SDF]

hahaha...u guys all got creative minds... ;)

:P

 

[abel]

u know lah sometime girl cashier look at u one kind when u buy condom
wut u expect m'sia .... this is normal thing due for safety du want make trouble
right or not if anything happen lolzzz need married lah this lah that lah hahah

 

[L2TurboFool]

aiyak...easy only la...just go buy only...
if the cashier looks at you one kind...tell him/her "I'm getting sum tonite and you aint! beat that fool!!"

 

[SDF]

L2...

ur da man !~!! :D

 

[DimDimer]

wahlauuu eksyennnnnnnn style of buying dom dom~~~ when the cashier goes home surely will rape her bf kaw kaw.

 

[L2TurboFool]

Originally posted by sum-dum-fuk@Feb 12 2005, 00:47
L2...

ur da man !~!! :D

haha tq tq..!

moral of the story? be proud when you're gonna get laid..! hahaha

 

[L2TurboFool]

Originally posted by DimDimer@Feb 12 2005, 00:50
wahlauuu eksyennnnnnnn style of buying dom dom~~~ when the cashier goes home surely will rape her bf kaw kaw.

hehehe at least the bf happy mah..!! hahaha :lol:

 

[DimDimer]

project buat anak liow lorrr ini macam

 

[fei_fei]

me dun need rubber
coz my wife love baby so much

SaY no to dom dom......ONLY me ok

safe sex wear condom

 

[netmatrix]

I would only say here,

"ONLY THE BEST FOR ME DIDI"

;)

 

[SDF]

net..

"only the best..."

does this mean NOT wearing a condom ? :rolleyes: or...
wearing 3 layers of condom ? :o

:lol:

 

[boggysv]

Originally posted by sum-dum-fuk@Feb 12 2005, 13:10
net..

"only the best..."

does this mean NOT wearing a condom ? :rolleyes: or...
wearing 3 layers of condom ? :o

:lol:

only the best quality dom dom :lol:

 

[DimDimer]

dom dom made from cow didi, hey it's been used during the old ages. :P

 

[ExceL]

:lol: funny la you all...which brings me to my question,your first time during teens use condom? :lol:

i need advise :P

 

[differ]

just choose the one you and your partner (guy or girl) likes and buy only la. take up to the counter, put it down, pay and walk out la, nothing to be shy.

haha, but once there was this really cute cashier girl (malay-mixed-chinese i think) in Guardian.

bear in mind i was a little high thanks to an evening visit from Mr.Walker and Mr.Daniels. so i picked up a pack of Durex Ribbed (the green box) and walked up to her. She giggle a bit when i was put in on the counter so i asked her why was she giggling. she said nothing and started to giggle again.

so i asked her has she tried Ribbed before, is that why she's laughing, cos i picked out her favourite texture. hahaha, yes i used the word TEXTURE...

her face went red as a beet and started stuttering the price to me. i just casually laughed, paid, winked to her and walked out.

*ps: to the Ladies out there, i'm very sweet in person, really. it was just ze ethanol!

 

[davidlim]

still remember my 1st time buy condom...
just 17 and looks very very kiddy tat time,go to a petrol station (its a shell) and take the condom and see see,after a while take 2 box (small box) and just pay the money,the staff is nth,like normal.
b4 i go and buy,my gf still asking me,if u not dare to buy,then i buy for u....
diu,so malu oledi,so im brave enuf to buy.
nowadays wherever and whenever oso is nth,although the staff is a girl.