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xtracooljustin

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Think you have a good grasp of the English language? Try this one.

A team of two proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a
sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage
to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently
the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation
oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to??

I will post the answer later...
 
xtracooljustin said:
Think you have a good grasp of the English language? Try this one.

A team of two proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a
sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage
to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently
the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation
oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to??

I will post the answer later...

I know....


Its the "Jack and Jill" nursery rhyme.
 
wooosh...vewy pawderfool engrand la wei...
after reading it,1st thing came in my mind was jack n jill...lol..."severe damage to the upper cranium portion" LOL~!!
 
hahaha... see? there are ppl with good english command around here.

but just so u know, i didnt get it right. so my english is powderful indeed :lol:
 
So is it....
Jack and Jill when up the hill
To fuck till both got ill
Jack came* into Jill
When jill was off the pill
And now they're not so thrilled

* came = cum/pancut/shoot sperms (for those who may not catch it)
 
satria_95 said:
So is it....
Jack and Jill when up the hill
To fuck till both got ill
Jack came* into Jill
When jill was off the pill
And now they're not so thrilled

* came = cum/pancut/shoot sperms (for those who may not catch it)

good one man
 
ahahahaha jerry u fecking killed my bowels!!! i lost control and farted while laffing so hard!! :lol:
 
satria_95 said:
So is it....
Jack and Jill when up the hill
To fuck till both got ill
Jack came* into Jill
When jill was off the pill
And now they're not so thrilled

* came = cum/pancut/shoot sperms (for those who may not catch it)

walauehhh brother violent now bro hamsap kekeke..
 
Another one :


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack forgot the water
And now they have five daughter
 
xerofighter,
hehehe When one has got used to using vulgar words in their daily communications, this is what happens. hahahaha No big deal la. hehehe

AE80TypeD,
Wei, did you capture your fart in an air tight bag or something? If so, can release it while in a lift. hahaha

szekeiemme,
No, dude. hehehe Still quite the same violent piece of crap la. Just being a normal guy by being hamsup. But that's not really all that hamsup, right? hehehe
 
my version :

Jack n Jill go up the hill
Jack finger Jill till spill
Jill moan like she pain n ill
Finger deep in so good feel
Jack have Jill cunt filled
riding her shake whole mill
drill her deep virgin Jill
so cold chill yet so thrill
 
satria_95 said:
AE80TypeD,
Wei, did you capture your fart in an air tight bag or something? If so, can release it while in a lift. hahaha

naw dude, was laffing to hard, cannot do anything else :lol:, if i did the lift thing, u'd have seen it in the confession thread by now. dang, i just realized i havent been bad AT ALL these past few weeks. wait. i bled over the F4 girls pics. nah, too lazy to dig the confession thread back up... hahaha
 
this has turn hamsap...i just want te answer
 
alantan,
hahaha Pertaining to the answer, I'm thinking it's something like jack and jill cos it sure sounds like it. hehehe
 

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