Essay: I AM VERY POOR
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Translation:
Xiao Ming Essay:
I born in a very poor family, i remember, my father's life is miserable,
everyday counting moneys, mom suffer the same, everyday sweeping money; I
live in deep mountains, its tedious to go out and buy somethings. Drive
porsche needs 5 hours, drive benz needs 4 hours; Even though, my house
have a Helicopter, but in the town very hard to find a landing space.
Very inconvenient.
Once a while i'll go out shopping, but my parents affraid that i got
kidnap, they send 20+ bodyguards to protect me. Everybody runs away when
they see me. That's why i was alone since young.
Because my house located in deep mountains, whenever winter comes, it
will be very cold. Dad says, go out buy things very tedious, so during
winter there are no heater for us, no comforter for us....Everyday we
need to burn money to get warm...when sleeping, we can only use money as
our comforter(i prefer UK$. its warmer)
I remember when i was a kid, there was one time, i miss my loo, becuz my
room is too big. that's why my dad build me one small machine car for me
to go to the loo in 10 minutes. Zoom pass 1000 square feet room, go pass
5KM hall way, reaching the 800 square feet toilet (i always got lost in
the hall way); dad also call ppl to build 20 600feet room, inside got
250feet toilet. dad say, if i miss the loo, just change my room. if not
enuff, he will build more. He also say our life is very difficult. i must
be patience!! Come to think of it, my father is a very kind person.
There was one time, the thieve break into my house. He use Explosive to
bomb my fathers safe, but when the safe open, all the gold coins inside
rolling out non stop, crushed the thieve to death....i feel pity for the
thieve.
It must be painful being crushed to death by coins!! Not as lucky as the
other thieve that's being bored to death by our money.
My mom always tell me, our family life very difficult~~i have to learn
how to be patience of our bad condition~~that's why now i've learn how to
be a very patience person!! In the future, i swear i will find 200 money
eating monsters, to eat all the money inside my house, to avenge for all
the dead thieves!!
Teacher comment: GO TO HELL!!
Xiao Ming Essay:
I born in a very poor family, i remember, my father's life is miserable,
everyday counting moneys, mom suffer the same, everyday sweeping money; I
live in deep mountains, its tedious to go out and buy somethings. Drive
porsche needs 5 hours, drive benz needs 4 hours; Even though, my house
have a Helicopter, but in the town very hard to find a landing space.
Very inconvenient.
Once a while i'll go out shopping, but my parents affraid that i got
kidnap, they send 20+ bodyguards to protect me. Everybody runs away when
they see me. That's why i was alone since young.
Because my house located in deep mountains, whenever winter comes, it
will be very cold. Dad says, go out buy things very tedious, so during
winter there are no heater for us, no comforter for us....Everyday we
need to burn money to get warm...when sleeping, we can only use money as
our comforter(i prefer UK$. its warmer)
I remember when i was a kid, there was one time, i miss my loo, becuz my
room is too big. that's why my dad build me one small machine car for me
to go to the loo in 10 minutes. Zoom pass 1000 square feet room, go pass
5KM hall way, reaching the 800 square feet toilet (i always got lost in
the hall way); dad also call ppl to build 20 600feet room, inside got
250feet toilet. dad say, if i miss the loo, just change my room. if not
enuff, he will build more. He also say our life is very difficult. i must
be patience!! Come to think of it, my father is a very kind person.
There was one time, the thieve break into my house. He use Explosive to
bomb my fathers safe, but when the safe open, all the gold coins inside
rolling out non stop, crushed the thieve to death....i feel pity for the
thieve.
It must be painful being crushed to death by coins!! Not as lucky as the
other thieve that's being bored to death by our money.
My mom always tell me, our family life very difficult~~i have to learn
how to be patience of our bad condition~~that's why now i've learn how to
be a very patience person!! In the future, i swear i will find 200 money
eating monsters, to eat all the money inside my house, to avenge for all
the dead thieves!!
Teacher comment: GO TO HELL!!
hehe
glad u guys enjoy.
sorry for the bad translation.
doin this translation in the office hour this is the best i can do already. ;p
glad u guys enjoy.
sorry for the bad translation.
doin this translation in the office hour this is the best i can do already. ;p
wahahah... how brave d writer is... cool man... real cool... hahahah... thieve die becuz of that thing... 1st time hearing such stuff... hahaha... n d teacher comman...walau weh... the teacher also bravo duh... how could a teacher say like that ke
completely stunt when i see this
when i let my frens see this essay abt the poor guy
they really roll on the floor and laugh(ROFL)
harhar damn funny
when i let my frens see this essay abt the poor guy
they really roll on the floor and laugh(ROFL)
harhar damn funny
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