Confession Thread - Have U been bad today?

driftkingII

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errr......any other pretty sluts so I can break my virginity?!....
kekekeke
I think u played to much Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories n listen to VROCK much also.

U reminded me of Cousin Ed the DJ of VROCK, he loves SLUTS.
 

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Slutkura Slut-15? I don't get what those stuff are. Or who those stuff are. But I kinda guess that, yeah, there's still a slut around somewhere.
 

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There was this high player in Zth once ..... It (I purposely used "it") claims it wanna get an S-15 and have sakura decals all along the side of the car .... and calls it (the car) The Sakura S-15. So, since it was being honored as a defined and definate "slut", therefore if it ever have gotten the S-15, it (the car) would have been The Slutkura Slut-15 slutmobile ...

Keep a lookout if the slutmobile ever existed .... S-15, white, with sakura decals ...
 

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eyong,
Oh. So this slutkura, I assume, is a girl, right? Can't be a guy cos sluts would typically be used for girls. But if you look at it, girl players are not really players like how guys are, but rather, girls players are basically called public bicycle, or on a higher level, public buses, or public toilets, etc.

Why public bicycles? Well, cos the whole neighbourhood rides them around.
Why public buses? Well, for a cheap fee, the world gets to ride in them.
Why public toilet? Well, for a cheap fee, you get to do your shit in there and leave without bothering whether they're clean or not.

But then, there are some public buses and toilets that are free so it depends on what kinda level and variations we're refering to. There will also be times where the public transport owners get desperate for traffic and gives the rides for free too. heh heh
 

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Hail to Master s_95 .... Somehow, I think my defination for Slutkura had just been answered ...

Could have almost been a Zth bicycle .... Muuuuaaaah Hahahahahahaha ....
 

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i took pics of a gal's ass [a la satria_95 style]today while paying for parking and i think the CCTV saw me..but who cares
DENY EVERYTHING!
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Almost been, which means haven't been yet? But anyway, I suspect there's a free public bus lurking around here somewhere. My slut-o-meter is tinggling. hahaha
Well if "almost" have to be more than two, not not lor.

Slut-o-meter tingging .... ? Where? Where? Where .....? Seek and Slut her out .... tooot, toooot, toooooot ....

Defcon D: Launch of Big, Black, foot-long vibrating Dildo is imminent .... :mouth_closed:
 

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well i want to confess here...

i have told most of my frens about my stupid kelantan cousin (yes this certain kelantan cousin)...

i hate my bloody kelatan cousin... yes i hate them.. :mad: for bullying my mom all the time.. WHO THE HELL THEY THINK THEY ARE ????

damn u for everytime bullying my mother....

my kelantan cousin i dont care if u are reading this... maybe u are the one studying in aussie or the one with afro or the one stupid one who knows how to use PC to go to P*rn n get new girlfriends even u laready have a wife n 2 kids...


GO TO HELL I HATE U ALL..... :mad:

our cousin wedding coming soon hope u come even my mother cant come... n dont give me the BS excuse... :mad: kelantan far away from terengganu :mad:
 

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Thanks for bring this thread back to life, driftkingII ...

I wanna confess I hate my Management ... Bunch of cibai-kias user ...
 

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wa lau... so long still got? not bad eh..
 

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Yalor, Zth ppl very long gas one ma .... Hahaha ...
 

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I have confession to make today.Today i receive a letter from Traffic polis caught me speeding on August.U know what they wrote at there.My kelisa speeding over limit.U know what the camera caught my kelisa speeding how much 250KM/H!!!!
Had kelajuan that place is 90km/h.My kelisa is over 160km/h more that 90km/h

My coffession today is my kelisa is a NA no modification at all.
2)Stupid PDRM where they bought that speed camera how can my kelisa can go 250km/h.My kelisa meter is only 160km/h MAX!!!
3)I am no gonna pay my summons.Will fight with the PDRM and find MCA to settle my bill.
4)Maybe will see my face in newspaper or TV.
Bye from now
 

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ky69,
I know your car can go 250kmh wan. cos you use ky jelly to lubricate your engine. so, it gives extra excited lubrication which makes the pistons go into 69 position, then the internals become high and kaboom! Sonic Boom! That's how your car can go 250kmh. hehehe 500bhp ky jelly. hehehe
 

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I must confess I regret getting out of office to WORK ... unlike some dumb-arse that had such a big fetish on me ... "Knowing I am gullable ..." ... hmmm ... sounds like he knows me well ... Maybe it's my twin EVIL, SADIST CLONE ... NOT.

Too bad missed out on the ending of such a heated thread ...

My last note, ... actually not worth a crap coz he, opps no, she, NO again ... ah yes, IT would not be able to comprehend anyway ...
 

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i confess i regretted walking to petronas to buy bread. because of that i got robbed.. argh
 

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today i want to cofest.... a fren made a funny vid n i cant stand laugh at it....

it was too FUNNY !!!!! n IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE

3 hours later bcoz of negative feedbacks he wants to make a better n positive version
 

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I've got to confess this. It's year of the rats and I killed 2 rats, cold blooded but I was left with no choice. They were chewing the bottom part of my doors. Here're the pics.

1st rat.

The rat ran into a dead 'tunnel'. It had no where to run except back out the way it had came in (white arrow). I had no way to catch it or take it out alive. So I took a big steel crow bar which is about 2" thick (the long dark colored bar near the white arrow) and shoved it hard into the 'tunnel', which isn't very wide anyway. The steel bar hit the rat face on, and crunch! It squealed for quite a while. Then I pulled out the bar and smashed it in again. No more sound. I then put some rat glue on another stick and push it into the 'tunnel' and stick the rat and pulled it out. Here's what it looks like.

When I took out the rat, I could see that the back bone was broken. sigh.

2nd rat.
The rat ran behind a kitchen cabinet. I took a torch light and shine behind the cabinet, and I could see it. Again, there's no way I could catch it alive. The only way, again, is to crush it from above... with that same steel crow bar. I aimed the bar, and let the bar go down on the rat. I could feel the bar hit the rat as there was no "clunking" sound of bar hitting the concrete floor. The rat gave a little squeal but almost could not be heard. It then struggled and crawled itself out from behind the cabinet. It was using only it's front legs to pull itself out... leaving a trail of blood as it crawled out. Here're the pics.


The black arrow shows where the rat was hiding, behind the cabinet. That was where I crushed the rat. It then crawled out through that "alley" (where there is a white thingy there) and all the way out to where it is in the picture. Notice the trail of blood near the white thingy. When it crawled out and could not move, I saw it breath it last few breath... sort of like..... breath in breath out...... stop a while...... breath in breath out......stop a while.... breath in breath out.... gone.


This is the dead rat, with a small pool of blood.


Notice the small round white spot just slightly below the front left legs? That's actually the bone pushing against the skin from the inside. I guessed I must've crushed it's bones from the top.


This is the murder weapon.

I really hope rats don't come to my place again because I really don't wanna kill them that way.
 

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