Playing Golf
A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground.
The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse.
"Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball" he called.
"I'm a doctor", chimed up an old chap at the bar, "where was she hit?"
The man replied "in between the first and the second holes."
The doctor said "blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!"
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On a train there's a woman reading a book. The man sitting next to her says, “Hi, couldn’t help but notice the book you’re reading.”
“Yes, it’s about finding sexual satisfaction. It’s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
“Flying Cloud Kowalski. Nice to meet you.”
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, and the custody of their children created a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should keep custody of them.
The man also wanted custody, and the judge asked him to justify his demand.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”
A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground.
The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse.
"Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball" he called.
"I'm a doctor", chimed up an old chap at the bar, "where was she hit?"
The man replied "in between the first and the second holes."
The doctor said "blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!"
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On a train there's a woman reading a book. The man sitting next to her says, “Hi, couldn’t help but notice the book you’re reading.”
“Yes, it’s about finding sexual satisfaction. It’s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
“Flying Cloud Kowalski. Nice to meet you.”
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, and the custody of their children created a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should keep custody of them.
The man also wanted custody, and the judge asked him to justify his demand.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”