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<blockquote data-quote="cyclonite" data-source="post: 574474" data-attributes="member: 787"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> organization.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">that</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">utensils,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">saw</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Consulting</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">concluded</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> drop</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">personnel</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> are</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> save 15 man-hours per shift."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">it</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> with</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">instead</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> of</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> making an extra trip to get it right now."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">same</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> there?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">observant.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">pull</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">it</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">> spoon."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cyclonite, post: 574474, member: 787"] [size=2]A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an > organization. > > Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that > the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It > seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I > noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw > that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. > > When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" > > "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting > to > revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded > that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a > drop > frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel > are > better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and > save 15 man-hours per shift." > > As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it > with > his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead > of > making an extra trip to get it right now." > > I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the > waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same > string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the > waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right > there?" > > "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. > That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in > the > restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it > out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, > shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent. > > I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" > > "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the > spoon."[/size] [/QUOTE]
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