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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 487428" data-attributes="member: 628">88 Ways to know that your chinese Message: 1. You look like you are 18.2. You like to eat chicken feet.3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging onyour rear view mirror.5. You sing Karaoke.6. Your house is covered with tile.7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film ofgrease.8. Your stove is covered with aluminium foil.9. You leave the plastic covers on your remotecontrol.10. You've never kissed your mom or dad.11. You've never hugged your mom or dad.12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearingyour "cokebottle glasses".14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifthgrade.15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up.16. You'll haggle over something that is notnegotiable.17. You love to use coupons.18. You drive around looking for the cheapestpetrol.19. You drive around for hours looking for the bestparking space.20. You take showers at night.21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.22. You don't mind squeezing 20 people into onemotel room.23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if youare male.24. You tap the table when someone pours tea foryou.25. You say Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently.26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt becauseitis uncomfortable.27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, andblackjack.28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, soyou can reuse the paper.29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50% off.30. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchentable.31. You spit bones and other food scraps on thetable. (Thats why you need the vinyl tablecloth).32. You have stuff in the freezer since thebeginning of time.33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.34. You have never used your dishwasher.35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available atall times.36. You eat all meals in the kitchen.37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tincontainers38. You have a piano in your living room39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but youcover your mouth).40. You twirl your pen around your fingers.41. You hate to waste food.42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with threebites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.43. You don't own any real Tupperware - only acupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarinetubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.45. You have a collection of miniature shampoobottles that you take every time you stay in ahotel.46. You carry a stash of your own food wheneveryou travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes). These snacks are always dried andinclude dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times beforecooking it.48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.49. The dash board of your Honda is covered byhundreds of small toys.50. You don't use measuring cups.51. You beat eggs with chopsticks.52. You have a teacup with a cover on it.53. You always look phone numbers up in thephone book, since calling information costs 50cents.54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.55. If you are male, you clap at something funnyand if you are female, you giggle whilst placing ahandover your mouth.56. You like Chinese films in their originalundubbed versions.57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.59. Shaolin actually mean something to you.60. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legsstill attached.62. You never call your parents just to say hi.63. If you don't live at home, when your parentscall,they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. .64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not toeat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay.65. You know what yeet hay is.66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, eventhough you only 10 feet apart.67. You use a face cloth.68. You starve yourself before going to all you caneat places.69. You know someone who can get you a gooddeal on jewellery or electronics.70. You save your old coke-bottle glasses eventhough you're never going to use them again.71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpenit.72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.73. You know what moon cakes are.74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy100 rolls and store them in your closet or in thebedroom of an adult child who has moved out.75. Your parents know how to launch nasalprojectiles.76. You iron your own shirts.77. You play a musical instrument.78. Even if you're totally full, if someone saysthey're going to throw away the leftovers on thetable, you'll finish them.79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle.80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with youis a gift when you visit people's homes.81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.82. You majored in something practical likeengineering, medicine or law.83. You live with your parents and you are 30yearsold (and they prefer it that way). Or if you'remarried and 30 years old, you live in the apartmentnext door to your parents, or at least in the sameneighbourhood.84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant,andif you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waitersmore.85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon.86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,butdon't eat the last piece of food on the table.87. You know why there are 88 reasons.88. You see the truth in this and then send itThere ya go!</blockquote>

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