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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2997730" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Naughty Rhymes</strong></p><p></p><p>Mary Mary Rhyme</p><p>Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.</p><p>~~~</p><p>Row Your Boat Song</p><p>Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.</p><p>~~~</p><p>Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme</p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna"</p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.</p><p>~~~</p><p>I'm A Little Penis Rhyme</p><p>I'm a little penis,</p><p>Long and hard,</p><p>If you want to see it,</p><p>Come in my yard,</p><p>When I get all horny,</p><p>Then I spurt,</p><p>Push me in,</p><p>And pull me out!</p><p>~~~</p><p>Jack Rhyme</p><p>Jack be nimble</p><p>Jack be quick</p><p>Jack burnt off his little Dick!</p><p>~~~</p><p>Mother Hubbard Rhyme</p><p>Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard</p><p>to fetch her poor dog a bone.</p><p>But when she bent over,</p><p>Rover took over</p><p>And the bitch got a bone of her own!</p><p>~~~</p><p>Peter Peter Rhyme</p><p>Peter peter pumpkin eater</p><p>had a wife loved to beat her</p><p>smacked her twice across the head</p><p>fucked her ass and went to bed</p><p>~~~</p><p>Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme</p><p>Mary had a little lamb</p><p>she kept it in her back yard</p><p>when she took her panties off</p><p>his wooly dick got hard</p><p>~~~</p><p>Hickory Dickory Dock</p><p>Hickory Dickory Dock</p><p>The bitch was suckin my cock</p><p>The clock struck two</p><p>I dropped my goo</p><p>And dropped the bitch off at the next block!</p><p>~~~</p><p>Little Boy Blue</p><p>Little boy blew,</p><p>he needed the money.</p><p>~~~</p><p>Little Bow Peep</p><p>Little bow peep fucked a sheep</p><p>blew a horse, licked his feet,</p><p>she ate his ass so very nice</p><p>tongued his balls not once but twice.</p><p>~~~</p><p>Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme</p><p>Mary had a little lamb</p><p>it's fleece was black as coal,</p><p>and every time it jumped a fence</p><p>you could see it's pink asshole.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2997730, member: 14320"] [B]Naughty Rhymes[/B] Mary Mary Rhyme Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy. ~~~ Row Your Boat Song Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend. ~~~ Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna" Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. ~~~ I'm A Little Penis Rhyme I'm a little penis, Long and hard, If you want to see it, Come in my yard, When I get all horny, Then I spurt, Push me in, And pull me out! ~~~ Jack Rhyme Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his little Dick! ~~~ Mother Hubbard Rhyme Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own! ~~~ Peter Peter Rhyme Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed ~~~ Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme Mary had a little lamb she kept it in her back yard when she took her panties off his wooly dick got hard ~~~ Hickory Dickory Dock Hickory Dickory Dock The bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo And dropped the bitch off at the next block! ~~~ Little Boy Blue Little boy blew, he needed the money. ~~~ Little Bow Peep Little bow peep fucked a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. ~~~ Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was black as coal, and every time it jumped a fence you could see it's pink asshole. [/QUOTE]
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